honey bunches of taint.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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