doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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