I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
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Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
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Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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