john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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