If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
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Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
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I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
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