oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
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It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
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PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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