i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
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