Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
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Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
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No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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