Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
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