Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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