I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
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we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
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Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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