The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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