But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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