I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
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his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
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Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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