I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
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I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
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We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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