i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
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