so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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