I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
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I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
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Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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