Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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