I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
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