dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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