You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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