dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
Randomize
