Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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