You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
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