what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I wish i was in the wii world.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
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she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
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Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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