why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
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He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
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Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
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