When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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