..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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