Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
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GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
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The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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