I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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