So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
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