Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.