Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
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