I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Randomize
