found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
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