Someone shit on the floor
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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