who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
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