Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I don't deserve a penis
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
I deserve this hangover.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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