Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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