Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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