i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
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Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
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She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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