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• (847): View more from Illinois

  just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom

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• (276): View more from Virginia

  Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face

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• (813): View more from Florida

  he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie

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• (631): View more from New York

  So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.

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  Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work

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• (714): View more from California

  I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.

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