just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
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This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
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You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.