now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Randomize
