Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Randomize
