What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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