I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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