just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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