so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
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The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
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You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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