if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
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Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
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Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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