i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
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but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
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...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
did i just pee glitter
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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