i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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