he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
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I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
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Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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