"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
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