windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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