I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
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